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A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck.Ĥ4. F*** playing doctor do you want to play gynocologist?Ĥ3. You just think this is my leg.ĭirty pick up lines can be direct sometimes, huh?Ĥ1. If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?Ĥ0. The word of the day is legs why don't you come to my house and spread the word.ģ9. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.ģ8. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Why do I have a pierced tongue? You'll soon find out.ģ7. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.ģ6. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?ĭon't you love the taste of dirty pick up lines in the morning?ģ5. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!ģ4. A tall man to a short woman: "You're perfect height for what you want."ģ3. Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!ģ2. Love is four letters so is what me and you should do (other person: whats that?) F*CKģ0. Is your name Little Red? Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!Ģ9. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.Ģ7. Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?Ģ6. Open your mouth and I'll give you the meat.Ģ5. Hump is the subject today, would it be a noun or a verb when you put it on me?Ģ4. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!Ģ3. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!Ģ2. Still too clean? Well, have some more dirty pick up lines!Ģ1. My name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick? I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.Ģ0. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.ġ8. You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlongġ7. Wanna play train? I can sit on your face and you can CHEW CHEW.ġ6. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.ġ5.
Some dirty pick up lines, are potty-like.ġ4. I'd take out all your nails and screw ya! If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!ġ3. Wanna play TV? I'll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.ġ2. Warmed up? Well, let's get going with more dirty pick up lines!ġ1. I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.ġ0. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.Ĩ. You wanna play circus? You roar and I'll throw ya the meat!ħ. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.Ħ. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.Ĥ. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?Ģ. You must be 18 years or older to read these pick ups!ġ. We hope that you enjoy yourself and the slapstick humor behind 'em.
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